June 30, 2020

Taint Misbehavin’

"I taint misbehavin'."

Make sure you’ve got your meds in order because it’s time for an all new episode of Mastermind Team’s Robcast!

This week the Legendary Duo, Rob Lee, and Dann D are back talking about new masturbation methods, fictional names you’ve never heard before, and unforgettable deaths in superhero movies.

Geek Stuff discusses SpiderMan: Miles Morales, Sony enlisting the help of hackers and the woes of Playstation 4’s “play share” options. Meanwhile, Dann is obsessed with beating The Last of Us Part 2.

New Challenger

New Challenger returns with weird stories involving:

Pizzas Topped with Iguana

Butt Eels

Stouffer’s Mac n’ Cheese Dispensers 

Kinky Names

Destroyed Air BnB Houses

Baby Goat Paternity Tests

Penis Leeches

Whether you stream now or download and listen later, you don’t want to miss the episode dismissed by the gummy candy industry.

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June 23, 2020

I’m Bringing My Llama

"So, I answered the door wearing no clothes."

The Legendary Duo, Rob Lee and Dann D, are back with an all-new episode of the Mastermind Team’s Robcast!

Rob has an unusual encounter with the Baltimore City Fire Department 🧑‍🚒and ranks the world’s worst fictitious cops. Also, Rap songs about the police.

Later, Dann discusses digital KFC, Space Invader alcohol, everything coming to Sony’s PS5 and the glorious return of one of Pokémon’s most popular retro games.

New Challenger

Can Dann and AJ escape the myriad of traumatic stories from this week’s New Challenger?

Stories include:

- Real-Life Mario Kart

- Llama Wedding Dates

- Whites Celebrities Being Fragile

- Fraud Involving “Robert DeNiro”

- Impossible Puzzles

- The Joys or Nude Dating

Whether you stream now or download and listen later, you don’t want to miss the episode that supports farting on law enforcement.

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June 18, 2020

Problematic Ice Cream

"Half Breyers, Half water"

The Legendary Duo, Rob Lee, and Dann D are back with an all-new episode of The Mastermind Team’s Robcast!

As protests continue around the country, Rob and Dann give their thoughts on racism and ponder how to give back via Ice Cream 🍨, human rights, and Ranker's Top Fictional Presidents We'd Rather Have Right Now.

Geek City Cook

Worlds collide as Geek Stuff and Crown City Cooking intermingle with stories about model kits, Sega consoles and Sake, rising grocery prices, and the worst KFC cancelation ever.

New Challenger

Can Dann and AJ escape the myriad of traumatic stories from this week’s New Challenger? Stories include:

- Coronavirus and Love in Denmark

- MTV Cribs with Premier League Players 

- Watermelon Masked Robbery

- Grandma Murder Munchies

- Cat Weddings

- Titties on TikTok 

Whether you download now or listen later, you don’t want to miss the episode made entirely out of redistributed ice cream!

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Mastermind Team's Robcast where you won't need a warrant.

Rejoice for the legendary duo, Rob Lee and Dann D are back with an all-new episode!

Rob discusses the origin of state names.  It's always pretty interesting to learn why some states have the nicknames they have. Are the names rooted in racism? Do the names just need an update? The duo dissects some of your favorite state names via Ranker list.

Geek Stuff 🎮

Dann breaks down the impact of COVID-19 within the geek world. There have been a number of geek-related conventions canceled or postponed due to precautions. Later, Dann shares his list of games he's purchased during the quarantine. Also, Dann covers a few games he's looking forward to that are being released soon like Tony Hawk Pro Skater's remaster.

Crown City Cook 🍱

Dann covers the latest in food news like:

  • Momofuko's DC location is shutting down for food
  • Heinz and Arby’s release puzzles and their both awful
  • NY to resume using COVID body trucks as regular food hauling trucks 

New Challenger 🥊

Will Dann survive the latest installment of New Challenger that Rob's cook up? Stories include:

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Shut up, Karen! Mastermind Team's Robcast is on.

Actually, lock Karen in the basement and send the kids to bed because it’s time for an all-new episode of the Mastermind Team’s Robcast! 

The legendary duo, Rob Lee and Dann D are ready to talk about dissecting comedy until it’s not funny, quarantine relationships and Taco Bell related digital publications!

Crown City Cook

Do you own a Slap Chop? Have you ever wished for a pair of herb cutting scissors? The Crown City Cook discusses the most useless kitchen appliances ever made along with a few of his favorite As Seen On TV products.

This week’s New Challenger involves more weird but true stories including:

Whether you stream now or download and listen later, you don’t want to miss the only podcast sponsored by Walbogs!

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April 28, 2020

Grime Check

It’s time to take a shower and listen to the all-new episode of Mastermind Team’s Robcast!

The legendary duo, Rob Lee and Dann D are back at the end of week 6 of quarantine. Rob discusses coming down after a 60 hour fast and reviews the Jake Gyllenhaal movie, Enemy. Dann talks about an overt amount of smells and flexes his Sex and the City knowledge.
 
Later, Rob runs down a list of the best movies to watch if you start suffering from cabin fever. Crown City Cooking goes over the perfect potato chip pairings with wine, $800 sushi, and quarantine recipes you can enjoy at home. Can you guess what outlandish sandwich Dann concocted on 420? 

New Challenger

This week’s gauntlet of weird includes stories involving:

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April 21, 2020

Gator Emperor

Get ready to throw rope for an all-new episode of The Mastermind Team’s Robcast!

The Legendary Duo, Rob Lee and Dann D are finally back together in the same room!

Rob discusses the hassles of Quarantine shopping, a fast food-inspired metal band and plans for the next great American documentary. Move over, Tiger King, because the Gator Emperor is here to stay! 

Dann talks about the time he almost got into a fight at a moody alt-rock show, porn based off of Hanna-Barbera characters, the theoretical ownership of memes and discovering the existence of the Smithsonian channel.

Meanwhile, Rob and Dann create a brand new genre of music that is primed to take America by storm.

New Challenger

Dann must navigate through a vicious cycle of news stories involving:

- Pornographic Mail Drops

- A Meth Fueled Date Night

- Unfortunate Curfew Sirens

- Cheesecake Scandals and Crab Leg Theft

- Half-Naked Samurais

- Historical Curse Words

- Roadside Assault

Whether you stream now or download and listen later, you don’t want to miss the episode verified by the CDC!

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April 15, 2020

Trailer

Welcome To Mastermind Team's Robcast from MTR Podcasts.

Listen to Rob Lee and Dann D. break down the latest in weird news, pop culture and entertainment on MASTERMIND TEAM’S ROBCAST.

You can’t stop podcasters! You can stop those other guys but not Mastermind Team's Robcast.

On an all-new remote episode of Mastermind Team’s Robcast, AJ Kuhn of Sleepless Gamers and Dearyes of CoPlay Media join Rob and Dann to cover Tiger King, at-home work ethic and sex playlists.

Dearyes suggests really good anime based on badly written reviews and Dann finally gets to geek out over Gundams. Rob discusses classic wrestling catchphrases and sexy songs to enjoy with your quarantine girlfriend.

With the changing landscape, what industries do you think will flourish in a time of isolation? What industries do you think will die off?

Geek Stuff

Dann discusses Sony’s recent charitable donations and Activision’s recent win in court.

Crown City Cooking

Top tier restaurants are beginning to sell their best bottles of alcohol and lower rates. Can you guess which DC favorite Rob and Dann are trying to visit?

New Challenger

This week it’s a round-robin challenge with stories featuring:

- Toilet Paper Hoarding

- Alcohol Statistics

- Elderly Indecent Exposure

- Charitable Fortune Cookies

- Inappropriate Zoom Attire

- Milesian Marital Advice

- Quarantine Drug Deals

Whether you stream now or download and listen later, you don’t want to miss the episode that proves why you need to wear pants

March 31, 2020

Alone Together 2

It’s an all-new episode of the best podcast in Baltimore!

The quarantine continues but that won’t stop the Legendary Duo, Rob Lee, and Dann D from discussing the latest random news outside of the global pandemic. We are deep into Week 2 but Rob and Dann are trying to stay on the sunny side of the street. What will be the first thing you do after we return to normal?

What do you think the age limit should be to join Tik Tok? Do you think it’s wrong for a man to have a nice butt? Will Megan Thee Stallion ever team up with Carl’s Jr.? What are you binging?

Rob discusses finally watching the latest X-Men film, Dark Phoenix, and how it was the end of all things. Spoiler Alert: Dann still hasn’t seen it but he has begun binging Westworld just in time for season 3!

Later, the Crown City Cook stops by to talk about strippers and carry-out food. Finally, Rob and Dann discuss the end of days and apocalypse fashion. Whether you stream now or download and listen later, you don’t want to miss the episode completely sponsored by Kohls.

March 24, 2020

Alone Together

It’s an all-new episode of the Mastermind Team’s Robcast!

The Legendary Duo, Rob Lee and Dann D discuss the only thing to dominate our airwaves this past month: Coronavirus.

Everything is canceling and rescheduling, but Rob and Dann persevere, bringing you the latest entertainment news while coping with the global pandemic. Will Tom Brady do well with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Will Mountain Dew hire the Juarez Seven to promote their latest Xtreme soda release? Does Dann prefer tiny dicks? All we know for certain is: DC Comics makes the best-animated movies.

Geek Stuff

Later Dann discusses spending his quarantine relearning World of Warcraft, new Overwatch characters, insensitive Twitch streamers, and a real soccer Derby played on FIFA 20. Would you like to see the NBA play out the postponed season on 2k20? 

New Challenger

Despite being set on Novice level, this week’s New Challenger has stories involving:

Whether you stream now or download and listen later, you don’t want to miss the episode not sponsored by Kerry Gold Cheese.

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March 17, 2020

Corona on the Grill

On an all-new jailbroken episode of the Mastermind Team’s Robcast, the Legendary Duo, Rob Lee and Dann D go deep on various origin stories of yesteryear.

Finally, we have an answer for why Rob won’t play Dann in NBA Jam.

Do you know how to send a gentlemanly booty call text? Is Rob a true pugilist? All we know for certain is Dwyane Wade can’t dunk.

Geek Stuff

In the wake of coronavirus, everything from conventions to sports have been suspended. Dann discusses what the video game publishers plan to do now that E3, the world’s largest gaming expo, has been canceled.

Crown City Cook

Dann discusses the turbulence restaurants are currently going through on both coasts thanks to the coronavirus. Don’t forget to support your local businesses in this time of crisis! Rob discusses the origins of various food we all got wrong. Plot twist: New York Cheesecake ain’t from New York!

New Challenger

This week’s New Challenger is loaded with thrilling stories involving:

- Chili Knife Fights

- Tiny Dick Dating Sites

- Wholesome Porn

- Demi-Sexual Individuality

- Attempted BBQ Assault

Whether you stream now or download and listen later, you don’t want to miss the episode fully sponsored by safe for work porn!

March 10, 2020

White Turtle Privilege

The Best Podcast in Baltimore!

This week on an all-new episode, the legendary duo, Rob Lee and Dann D, go deep on the ’90s, death updates and writing skills.

Dann talks about his week spent with too much Fiverr work and a sinus infection. Rob discusses 20 discontinued things you can buy on eBay right now. Between Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cereal, Melody Pops and Mighty Max, come get lost in the ultimate nostalgia vortex. Plus Dann talks about the various digital pets he and his sister once owned. 

Will Dann ever find another pair of Reebok Pumps? Will James Lipton finally interview Jesus? All we know for certain is Nano Babies are just as difficult to raise as real babies.

Crown City Cook

Dann discusses a Ranker list of discontinued McDonald’s items that people won’t stop talking about.

Can you guess which one is Dann’s favorite?

Do you miss the McSalad Shakers as much as we do?

Geek Stuff

Quick stories involve the PlayStation 2 turning 20, Atari rereleasing Missile Command and Zynga Games getting sued!

New Challenger

Will Dann survive a solo gauntlet of stories involving:

- Semen-filled Needles

- Hearse Heists

- Pornographic Seagulls

- Judge Judy

- Leap Year Marriage Proposals

- Gross Ass Collections

Whether you stream now or download and listen later, you don’t want to miss the episode of MASTERMIND TEAM'S ROBCAST approved by 8 out of 10 dusty millennials.

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March 3, 2020

Plant Based Carbonite 

On an all new episode of the Mastermind Team’s Robcast, Tron joins the Legendary Duo, Rob Lee and Dann D as they play catch up from their week of vague news.

Do you have room in your budget for cheesecake? What is the one item you spend the most money on consistently? Rob pontificates these questions while discussing politician Chuck Schumer’s expense account. Later, condiment guns crossed with emojis are discussed, along with a lyric creating website that will write a song about any subject. Spoiler Alert: Tron is literally allergic to Dann’s song ideas. 

Geek Stuff

Dann discusses future video game releases, including one fond childhood memory, one pricey disappointment and a story about a merged gaming system that never saw the light of day until now!

Crown City Cooking

The Crown City Cook stops by to talk about a new Burger King item only available in New Zealand and sliced mayo akin to Kraft Singles.

New Challenger

Dann D. and Torin face off in a round robin version of New Challenger, with stories involving:

Random Escort Requests

A Haunted Valentine’s Day Casual Encounter

A Snake Orgy

Flat Earther Accidents

Organized Bee Crime

Destruction of Property and Ketchup

 

Whether you stream now or download and listen later, you don’t want to miss the episode funded entirely by big shrimp!

As always thank you for listening and subscribing to MASTERMIND TEAM'S ROBCAST.

October 15, 2019

White Boy Bullshit

The Greatest Podcast in Baltimore is Not here for White Boy Bullshit!

The legendary duo, Rob Lee and Dann D, are back with an all new episode!

After a quick discussion about niche fetishes, Dann talks about his week from Hell and Rob gets deep with thoughts on gender reveal parties and gender reveal fails . This seems like white boy bullshit. 

Prepare to Cringe with New Challenger

Can you handle stories about:

Mormon porn.

Killer clowns at a carwash

Fentanyl disguised as marijuana.

Domestic abuse involving a midget pornstar.

You’ve heard of snakes on a plane but what will happen when snakes take over a library?

Is Dann’s opinions on emotional support animals right? Do you agree?

Greg makes an appointment for a colonoscopy.

Whether you stream now or download and listen later, you don’t want to miss the episode that’s completely gender neutral.

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August 27, 2019

The Chicken and The Pastor

The Best Podcast in Baltimore!

The legendary duo, Rob Lee and Dann D, are back with an all new episode!

Rob Lee and Dann D are fresh off their 10th Anniversary show at BIG so they decided to come back and record the newest episode at the Bitcoin theater.

What has a better chance of derailing the flow of the show, Dann ranting about the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or fake meatballs passed off as homemade?

Spoiler Alert: it’s both.

Next, Rob discusses racist sounding Chinese takeout names and MTR’s tentative plans for a televangelist TV show. Then, Dann goes on a rant about the language police on the West Coast. Later, how would Rob Lee work as a Dick Cheney-like champion for social justice issues? 

Popeyes Chicken Sandwich  vs the World!

Later, the Crown City Cook goes deep on the Chicken Wars of 2019. What's all the fuss?

Where were you when Popeyes chicken sandwich capable of starting World War 3? Are you faithful Chick-fil-A or are you cheating with the Popeyes Chicken Sandwich?

All we know for certain is it’s our pleasure to nominate Roy Wood Jr for greatest chicken related sketch of all time! 

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Meanwhile, Greg moves to Colorado.

Whether you stream now or download and listen later, you don’t want to miss the episode that proves why the skin is the best part of the chicken.

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June 15, 2018

Standing Tall

Rob and Dann are standing tall on the wings of an all-new Mastermind Team's Robcast!

This week’s New Challenger is chock full of death and thunder lizards from Florida. Would you let a gator rearrange your lanai for free? Rob explains the civil unrest in Saudi Arabia and how it’s linked to WWE while Dann freaks out about sharks. Crown City Cooking has triple your daily dose of pizza and a story about vegetable science.

What will happen when an Australian accidentally creates the Spear of Destiny instead of a dildo and will it be enough to stop the oncoming army of peacocks? All we know for certain is, you can’t make vinyl records out of pee.

Meanwhile, Greg returns from the future with a grave message for the present.

Whether you stream now or download and listen later, you don’t want to miss the episode that isn’t afraid to ask the question: How much money does Biz Markie really got?

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May 24, 2018

Pickled Dicks

Mastermind Team's Robcast

... And on the seventh day, God said "Let there be podcasts!" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

In this week's all new episode, Rob Lee & Dann D stare madness in the face as they critique and re-purpose the KFC Skinwich during our Crown City Cook segment. Rob & Dann have a great idea on their hands on how to make this sandwich better. What do you think? Should fried chicken skin be used as lettuce? Is Rob's sandwich nothing more than a Chik-Fil-A sandwich - if you know Rob he loves Chik-Fil-A and always looks for excuses to talk about it. Rob enjoys pickled and fermented foods like Kimchi and Kombucha but not Pickled Dicks. Those are not on the menu at #mtrthenetwork. Rob discusses the joys of puppy parenthood before melting Dann's face with an all new round of New Challenger where stories include Super Gonorrhea, BBQ Becky in Oakland and a Brooklyn Haircut gone wrong. Dead-ass. Whether you listen now or download and listen later, you don't want to miss the episode that proves why you never bring a gun to an alligator fight. Subscribe and share using #mtrthenetwork #mtrrobcast and #mtrpodcasts Follow Mtrthenetwork on Instagram & Twitter | @mtrpodcasts use #mtrpodcasts #mtrrobcast #mtrpods Follow the legendary duo on Instagram | Rob Lee @lordleemtr and Dann D. @CrownCityCook Feel free to drop us a line at our mailbag, yes it's a real email - jerkasscomments@gmail.com

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Welcome to Mastermind Team's Robcast!

This week we discuss: Valentine's Day The Robot Apocalypse Bloody Starbucks Merkins aka Vagina Wigs Shaun White might be trash

New Challenger

Japanese Bathrooms

Smurfs

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March 27, 2017

Rubstep

Welcome To Mastermind Team's Robcast

An episode where the legendary duo, Rob Lee and Dann D., talk Power Rangers, upcoming movies and the effects of Viagra.

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